The World-Leader At Bending Over

So, I just put away an AutoCAD project (not for long, though; this'll be the first revision cycle), and I had had the audio muted in my television window, which was minimized out of the way of the drawing editor. And so I closes ACAD and cranks up the audio, and I sees MSNBC reporting on a buncha dirt-scratching savages burning and shooting in Gaza. And Tom Aspell is going on about how he doesn't see how the West can abandon them to their own crummy devices, and that they're going to have to find a way to send money to these animals, laundered through the UN or something. As if, of course, that will make the difference to Fatah animals enraged because the Hamas animals got the upper hand in all this "democracy" that every jabbering waterhead on the scene has been hollering about forever but now they''re appalled at what it's wrought.

"Schadenfreud", ladies and gentlemen, does not do justice to my attitude about all this. I think it's a riot, and I thought that way before I tuned up the real riot now going on in Gaza.

What is outrageous, however, is the suggestions that productive people in the West (read "America"), who are getting their brains beaten out to the tune of bezillions every year, should keep coughing up in order to pay bribes to animals in the hope that it will keep them from behaving like animals. Now, look: this is what it is.

"If we don't send them money, they'll blow us up!"

This logic goes at least as far back as The Marshall Plan. Go read the history, kids. The whole of the thing was just that simple in its essence: "If we don't send them huge amounts of money, they'll turn commie!"

And more than a half-century later, animals around the world know the whole drill and they've got mouthpieces in the news to drill it for them.

So, just keep sending off your money to all the carers in Washington, ladies and gentlemen. They know how to deal with threats. You bet.