Tue Jul, 13 2004
Wild In The Streets
"Here's something people are doing — They're volunteering for the convention, going to all the volunteer meetings and training sessions, and then when the day comes for them to actually be on the job, they're not showing up. Interesting idea. I imagine there are ways to take it even further, though. Like showing up, but having eaten lots of beans and fibrous foods and whatnot before, and passing mondo gas all day; or simply wearing shitboatloads of strong perfume, like Giorgio Beverly Hills, Joop!, JPGaultier for Men (that's a GOOD one), Fragile by Gaultier for women, White Shoulders, Poison or Mackie by Bob Mackie. Or any of the strong oils you can get at 106th St. and Amsterdam (some of the strongest are 'Bob Mackie,' Weekend by Burberry, and Michael Kors for Women); also, there's eating a huge lunch and taking an emetic before your shift, so you throw up a lot; or wearing really dirty socks and a diaper, so you stink. Those are just things I imagine people would do; they're all pretty odor-centric, though. I wonder if anyone is just going to release thousands of skunks into lower Manhattan in August. That would be something to see. To clarify, I'm not advocating anyone to do these things. Just musing on the idea. If anyone did them, well, they probably thought of it first anyway."This is a New Yorker not enthusiastic over the idea of the Republican National Convention in his home town. In addition to not farting and barfing on anyone else's FreeSpeech®, he recommends a "direct action handbook" full of insights on the history and risks of masks, platoon and company-level tactical organization for the streets, doctrinal pretzels, OPFOR intelligence, tactical maps, and all kinds of tactics.
Somebody, tell me something. Everybody everywhere all the time is hollering about how ugly everybody is in their politics, these days. (I'm just guessing that this wouldn't be a good time to point out that that's what happens when they're all slavering around the same cannibal-pot.) Well, I'd like to know how many "right wing nuts" are actively organizing this sort of bullshit -- this kind of Bolshevik Revolutionary Triumphant Workers' March Wit' The Bones of Lunacharsky bullshit -- for the Democrats in Boston.
I'm all eyes and ears.
Morer, even -- Insta-readers and others who've not seen it should also see this expoundation.