(second block, fourth letter of the prisoners' quadratic tap code...)

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...am here to tap through the walls.



Sat May, 14 2005

Photo Shopping

See, I'd gone looking for a couple of new pairs of Nike Leather Cortez sneakers before blowing off to Singapore, but the locals could only come up with a single color on white; this silver swoosh, which ain't exactly bad if I've got something to mix it with. It's not what I'd want, though, if I could pick from a full range like I've been able to in years past. I've had one of the big mall joints deliver picked pairs of Cortez to me at a hotel across the country, paying cash on the spot in the mall and then finding them in my room on arrival. The kid in the local place was nearly thunderstruck when I pointed out what I was wearing and what I was trying to do, and why only one color wasn't quite making it. "Wow, that's really cool." "Thanx," I said, noting that I was mixing Cortez colors before he was born. Time was short though, so I made off with the single pair of silvers.

They're close enough to new, though, that I can still mis-match 'em up with something halfway really cool if I start shaking the trees, and it occurs to me that this is perfect for web-work. ("Like, duh...") And so I'm going to send off a note to someone at Nike and see what they have on hand for a dedicated Nike Cortez fan. I've got a photograph attesting to the history of this whack: 1986 --


Taken by one of the steel gang from Syracuse University; that's me detailing the headblock about seventy-five feet at the top of the roof rig for the Grateful Dead, in Rochester, New York. No steel above me, no net below. Troll Mk. VII mountaineering gear, three foot (purple) Span-Set around my neck, looks like I'm wrenching a cheesborough clamp or whatnot. Pre-Estwing, that's the old 16 oz. carp-claw hanging on the spare 'biner with the figure-8. I'm pretty sure this is spring, 1986. The 28 oz. Battle Hammer came along that summer.

Here's a photograph illustrating the headblock in context --


Left to right, that's my brother, Bryan, someone I don't recall, and me, standing on a deck just below the headblock, on which I'm sitting in the top (mixed-color Cortez) photograph. At the bottom of this shot, you can see the roof in place to be lifted over the stage. (See the big version.) About where that man is starting to climb up the scaff, you can see the large red Span-Sets; the nylon lift-webs that pick up the side ladder-beams of the roof. If I recall correctly, that roof was sixty by eighty feet, with a lift capacity of twelve tons.

So, anyway, all that was ten years into my custom of mis-matching colors of the marvelous all-purpose Nike Leather Cortez; buying them two pair at a time and keeping new ones around at all times in order to wear with a tie to dinner. Love 'em, and the color game is a great mind prober to how some people shake when they see it. Been doing it forever, but it's gotten more difficult to just run right to the nearest mall and style 'em up on the spot. For one thing, "the nearest mall" ain't what it was in metro Atlanta, that's for sure, but even so, the on-hand catalog is pretty languid.

My classic, original, mis-match is red and blue, which looks easy enough to dig up online. However, there are other intriguing varieties floating around out there, and I'm just thinking that there must be somebody at the source who knows what lurks in some warehouse somewhere, late of the loving hands of the sweat-shop workers who've sewn them for me for a generation, now.

Bless their hearts.

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AxeBites

Various guitars I see floating by, mostly Gibson and mostly eBay.


Early Norlin ES-335 -- 1970, in Walnut ("ES-335TDW"). This is a period-piece look and feel, and arguably the sound as well but that's to cut things very finely. A "classic" 335 would be the original of 1958 in the Sunburst or Natural finish, or the Cherry Red of 1959; the Walnut of 1970 (second year of that finish offering) is not really a "classic" 335. In the history of the Gibson aesthetic, this is analogous to, say, vertically-striped polyester bell-bottoms or Bahama Blue shag carpeting. None of this is to say that they're not cool guitars, and this is a nice one. Excellent photographs.

Chrome hardware, featuring the trapeze tailpiece (like my L-47 and I've always liked it) and ABR-1 bridge with period-typical nylon saddles. Bound rosewood fretboard, with small block markers, and then the crown inlay at the machine head. These would be the T-top Humbuckers. Vintage Nazis would moan that the upper bouts are pointy (the body templates were wearing-out in the factory) and the fourteen-degree machine head with the volute signals a sometimes not-fun era of the line, but these things really do rock or moan or whatever you want a 335-type semi-hollow to do. ...which, of course, is because it really is a 335.


In the months since I've let AxeBites languish all to bleedin' hell, Gibson's Robot Guitar technology has sifted out to other models than the original Les Paul application. I don't know how it's going: I still haven't even seen one of these self-tuners. I don't see piles of them burning on the sides of the highway, nor reverent hangings in display cases over bars, so who knows? This 2008 Robot SG is ready to rock in the Metallic Red. Nickel hardware; it's the stoptail wired for data to send to the tuners, with dual Humbuckers. It's a bound rosewood fretboard, but I really like the single-bound machine head with the crown inlay. That's a real cool old-school look, right there, to set off that crazy-ass color. {nod}